This week's recipient of the Jock Jabber Blue Balls Award is presented to: The Notre Dame Fighting Irish Football Team - for losing to the US Naval Academy in 3 OT.
After 44 long years, the Naval Academy has finally beaten a horrible Notre Dame team. The last QB from navy to lead his team to victory? Roger Staubach.
The current Midshipmen QB to lead his team toward glory and all things righteous? Kaipo-Noa Kaheaku-Enhada. Gesundheit. I think Knute Rockne just shat himself.
The truth of the matter is that even a shitty 1-7 Notre Dame team should beat the piss out of an overmatched (while dedicated and noble) US military school. Perhaps the sign leading out of the ND locker room should be changed to "Play like a champion Today? Nah, me neither." C'mon Charlie, you can field a winning team. We have all seen Blue Chips.
Well folks, that just about does it. The Axis of Evil (NCAA style): Notre Dame, Michigan, and USC have all suffered program ending blows. The good guys were finally able to "Smoke 'em out of their caves" (thanks Dub-yah).
Finally, for the record. These two teams uniforms are too frigging similar. Let's give Notre Dame pink jerseys. Maybe then they will want to play like men.
