This is Jon Kitna, quarterback for the Detroit Lions, with is wife Jennifer at a teammate's Holloween party. Get a load of those pectorals.
Jon is best known for being Carson Palmer's back-up in Cincinnatti. Or for being a devout, bible-banging, born-again Christian. Or apparently being too funny for his own good.
Enter Joe Cullen, a Lion's assistant coach. In August 2006, said coach was arrested twice in one week for:
- A DUI
- Driving through a Wendy's drive-thru lane buck-ass naked
I am happy to say that Mr. Cullen has completed necessary treatment and is fulfilling all necessary obligations.
Now, Kitna is facing a firestorm of crap from multiple sources and is regretting his decision to have fun with a visual allusion.
Cullen isn't talking about the incident or his feelings regarding the costume other than saying that it's "in the past." Apparently the situation in the Lion's organization, if there was one at all, has been rectumfied.
On a side note, someone spoofed Jon and Jennifer at that same party.
Jon Kitna, you are a funny, funny man.
Amen.
